It's My Way Or the Highway, Just Like In 'Nam

Fools better get out of my way. Why, you asks? Because I says so, you crazy Brad Wesley henchman!

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Zoo Animals Gone Wild...Caught on Film!
The New York Times Attacks...Mike Doe Declares War!
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103 Degrees in the Shade and no J-O-B in Sight...Yet

He Who Controls Twitter, Controls Jasper, Missouri

Former Comedian Laureate of Jasper, Missouri, Mike Doe, has gone worldwide with his tomfoolery at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.